To the Journal editor:
There are two types of individuals that I just can't put up with in this world. That is a liar and a thief. Apparently I had a visit from these two individuals last night, and they made off with my two, five-gallon gas cans and one of my Paslode nail guns.
How do I know who it was who stole my stuff? Only a thief would enter another person's residence and take things. They must be lying to someone close to them.
So I would like that person to collect $1,000 for telling the Forsyth Township Police Department who that is.
A reward will be paid upon the arrest and conviction of the individuals.